time flies when you’re throwing watches
how is that even the same person
Me checking my final grades on the internet:
pete knows how i feel
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
I fall asleep anywhere. I fell asleep on stage once.
lifehack: drink lots of water
and the oscar for best picture goes to……damn, space jam again?!? 10th year in a row